Occasionally, from the chaos of the world, there arises a small piece of magic that makes it all worthwhile. That'll be a chipbuttymayonnaise

Selling such delights as kebabs, burgers and pizza, this wonderful place satisfies all post-drinking food desires. Some may scoff and insist that the vans provide superior food. But will the Van of Death recognise you and take your photograph? I think not. Will the Van of Life provide little pouches of rock hard leather to store your chips and mayonnaise, and charge you for the privilege? Nope. Gardies is the way forward. It is the future. It is the taste of healthy Mediterranean cuisine...