Do you want it, sir? Does it call you? Do you wake up in a cold sweat, with a burning desire for it? Is your life meaningless without it? If so, get a therapist, you need professional help.

However. If you are looking for a night of comedy to scare your grandmother, come see "Live Beaver Shots". With sketches, dodgy comments and maybe even a catchy song, it will tickle you where no one has before (except for your Uncle Tommy). Brilliant, fascinating, hilarious, and dangerous: these are just some of the words that we know how to spell.

The people who brought you "Jars All Round On The Frenchman In The Corner" in Newnham last year have returned with its equally controversial sequel. After invading the Downing May Ball, and taking brand new play "Off the Top of Our Heads" to the Edinburgh Festival ("..." -the Scotsman) , they have produced a new breed of Cambridge comedy, and are set to take over the world... Bwahahaha...

You know you can’t resist. Don’t fight it... Join us...

Comments on previous Intoxicated Fish productions:

"The funniest collections of sketches to emerge this term"
"Truly original... excellent entertainment"
-Varsity

"I liked the socks"
- Jonn's mum

Jonn Elledge, Chris Shortall, David Chaplin, Roz Marsh, Dave Jennions